just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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