Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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