Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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