He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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