can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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