why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Randomize
