i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i already hear my dad disowning me
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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