Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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