I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
either way he was missing a nipple.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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