When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Randomize
