This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
