he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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