Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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