is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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