I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
vagina is talking i cant
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Randomize
