A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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