Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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