We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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