I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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