She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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