Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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