Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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