You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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