Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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