do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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