By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
he puts the penis in happiness.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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