covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
All the doctor said was why
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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