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we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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