does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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