How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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