I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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