Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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