My room smells like vodka and shame
Buhtt sex?
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
