i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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