Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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