Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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