I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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