I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
We have so much sex to catch up on
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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