problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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