This girl is more easily done than said...
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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