remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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