Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Randomize
