READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
