He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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