I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Can I color on your dick again?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
The power of my boobs compel you
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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