question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
time to smoke my breakfast
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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