I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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