A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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