Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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