They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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