No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I just found puke in my bra..
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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