boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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